August 24, 2008
So far I’ve purchased poison, installed a noise making mouse deterrent and cleaned every inch of my apt so there cannot possibly be a spec of food lying around. Now my extensive mouse killing Google research has led me to Catholicism. Dear St. Gertrude, there is a mouse in my room and I’m very afraid. Please make it die or at least banish it to another land a la St. Patrick and the snakes. Thanks!

So far I’ve purchased poison, installed a noise making mouse deterrent and cleaned every inch of my apt so there cannot possibly be a spec of food lying around. Now my extensive mouse killing Google research has led me to Catholicism. Dear St. Gertrude, there is a mouse in my room and I’m very afraid. Please make it die or at least banish it to another land a la St. Patrick and the snakes. Thanks!

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